WELL done to our columnist Colin Baker for winning TV’s celebrity Come Dine With Me show at Christmas and for donating his £1,000 winnings to Stokenchurch Dog Rescue. We’ve always known the former Doctor Who is a wise and sage master of time... but no one realised until now he is a wise masterchef of sage and thyme.

Daleks beware – his pork roast looks a lot more potent than his sonic screwdriver.