MAY I appeal through your letters page for my owners to collect me please. I was found abandoned in woodland by a kind lady, who took me back to her home.

She rang the phone number displayed on my handle, and, after a lot of button pressing – she was finally able to speak to someone who assured her that I would be taken care of.

If I say so myself, I am in excellent condition, very shiny, with all my wheels in good working order, so I think I am worth the effort. But, I have been waiting two weeks now and the kind lady is getting frustrated at the sight of me lounging around on her property.

So if you would B&Q so kind as to print this, I could soon be back where I belong.

My lady friend is Kathy Dix and we are at Highlands, School Way, Loudwater, HP11 1JJ.

Thank you.

A B&Q Trolley